IHateBalloons.com

Welcome to I hate balloons.com

I hate balloons. What is worse than the sight of a clown with a handful of balloons? Equally terrifying is the sound of a helium balloon being filled to its max with the anticipation of it bursting as it is being tied. Or the sight of a small child with a balloon squeezing it and pulling on it which is accompanied with the anticipation of a loud ear splitting pop that makes your heart skip a beat. It is understood that they are a symbol of celebration and happiness, but I don’t care for them. I also hate clowns.