Archive for the category ‘Funny’

BEST. DJ. EVER.

By melanie

So, i dunno about you but I’m hiring this guy for my next big event.

Funny Faces

By melanie

I’m always amused by the icons/faces that pop up in extremely long links shared over some messaging applications. Here’s a recent fav:

barf face link

Neurotic Much?

By melanie

I’m just gonna come right out and say it. I’m deathly afraid that someone is going to walk in on me while I’m in the office restroom. My neurosis has gotten so bad that I check the lock on the door at least three times before I sit. Even then, when I’m doing my business I’m in constant fear that I didn’t lock the door. WTF is this?! Is anyone else as nervous as I am about the bathroom door lock, or am I the only one?
What I can say is, all of this worrying makes for a very stressful workplace bathroom experience.

“‘Ello!” “Did you say hello?” “NAW! I said ‘ello… but that’s close enough”

By melanie

If you understood the title of this post, then you’ll understand the nerdiness/greatness of what I’m going to show you next.
This is an ACTUAL IM conversation between myself and a co-worker of my Chris Fullman.

Labrynth

Such a Sympathetic Girl…

By melanie

So… it’s been a while… yaddah yaddah. Let me get right to it.
I made the mistake of “overestimating our crappy office microwave” the other day, resulting in a burnt ass tongue. I im’ed Elissa, looking for at least a little bit of sympathy and this is what I get…

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